ABBOTT, lorraine

[Lorraine Abbott]

lorraine alisa abbott

I met her on my way to Chicago Where she was all alone And so was I So I asked her for her name She smiled and looked at me I was surprised to see That a woman like that Was really into me She said she didn't have no man Raised her kids the very best she can (She was loving me) She told me she was all alone Said at home she didn't have no phone (She was wanting me) She said just to give her a page 59 was the code she gave (She was loving me) She'd lie to you, lie to me But she was loving me, loving me Yeah FULL NAME: lorraine alisa abbott NICKNAME(S): lori, lortell, elly-bug AGE: twenty-one BIRTHDATE: january 6, 1993 PARENTS:rowan debbie abbott (nee. dunham), 49, middle school teacher; matthew louis-bernard abbott, 47, musician OCCUPATION: comedian MARITAL STATUS: single PLAY BY: lori beth denberg

What was your favorite thing to play with as a child? Why?
It has to be my furby. My older sister is scared about them to death, so I used to always wake up in the middle of the night to sneak it over to her nightstand, and whenever she got up to get like a glass of water or something, she'd always scream, and I laughed my ass off. I still have my furby to this day.

If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?
Probably bitchy smurf since my sister always tells me that I'm a bitch ass cunt. I honestly have no clue why she calls me that, but she does.

What is one secret that you haven't told anyone?
Um... Well, I, uh... *goes into a really really low whisper* I hooked up with a couple of guys, some girls, who are older than me and one of them sorta got me uh.. You get the idea, right? I can't find the right words to use.

What movie or TV show do you take guilty pleasure in watching?
Probably Jawbreaker. Lucille is fab in the role of Courtney Shayne. I don't care about the fact that people say it's a bad movie, it's actually good when they fucking realize it's like a black comedy movie. Peachy fucking keen.

If you had a "theme song" that played whenever you walk into a room full of people, what would it be?
Probably the song Boss Ass Bitch.

How many siblings do you have? Are you the oldest, a middle child, or youngest?
I have an older sister, and I'm sure everyone knows who she is. I'm the youngest, but that sorta means that I was like the most spoiled I think.

If you could have a condiment dispensed from your navel, what would it be?
What the fuck? How would you feel is semen was a condiment dispensed from your navel? Because that shit sounds kinky, but the bad kind of kinky.

Describe the most inappropriate present that you received.
Well, my mom mixed up one of my birthday presents for something that my dad bought her to use in the bedroom, and I thought it was like a jump rope when it turned out to be a leather whip for BDSM back when I was 7.

If we Googled your name what would we see?
Obviously a Wikipedia article, some pictures of me with my sister and dad, along with a few childhood photos. I don't think the Internet was popular 21 years ago to announce the fact that my dad recently had his second daughter aka me.

Oils, pastels, acrylics or water colors?
Water colors.

[size=14]Thank you Lorraine Abbott for allowing us to interview you![/size]
Anytime.

hi, i'm xaria!

i also play jupiter, ulysses, and valentina

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