the abbott residence ((anyone in abbott family; visitors allowed))

[Lorraine Abbott]

Lorraine was in the kitchen putting carrots in her bowl of chocolate ice cream hoping Mary wouldn't walk in and criticize her. She had no clue why her pregnancy hormones were making her crave this, but they were.

[Mary Abbott]

There was actually no chance of Mary walking in on Lorraine, or at least there wouldn't be one for quite some time. This was merely because Mary was busy grooming her pet dick, who's name was also 'Dick'. He was a charming little fellow, really...he was only about 4 1/2 inches, and he never went erect or anything like that. Which was really good, Mary thought, because Dicks are kind of like Gremlins, or whatever, because they can turn evil. So not really like Gremlins, but the point still remains that penises revert to their original state of immense evil when they are erect. And that's why you shouldn't let the peen go erect, bro.

[Lorraine Abbott]

After dropping her spoon, she fell on her knees and began to cry only to begin singing Let It Go from Frozen and stood back up to be independent and started to loudly sing the chorus.

[Mary Abbott]

Mary watched in surprise as Dick, the pet dick, began to loudly belt out the words to Frozen's 'Let it Go' in unison with her sister's quiet vocals downstairs.
"LEEEEEEEEEEET TIT GOOOOG OE LELTIT GOOO CNAT'T HOLD IT BACK ANYLLONG ERR -3-" the young dick screeched, smiling proudly at the sound of his own voice, a tear running down his dick cheeks.

[Lorraine Abbott]

What the fuck? thought Lorraine as she heard some loud vocals coming from her sister's room that definitely wasn't Mary's or dad's. She went and head up there after getting a new spoon into her bowl of chocolate ice cream and sliced carrots only to gasp seeing a talking dick.

[Mary Abbott]

Mary quickly tried to hide the young, ravishing dick by sitting on top of him, though by the looks of it her sister had already seen him. Trying to act casual, she attempted to do the Cool-Guy-Turned-Up-Head-Thing.

[Lorraine Abbott]

"Sis, why is where a talking dick in your room?" she asked as she went and sat down beside her to see Mary's ass sitting on Dick. Lorraine then looked at her and said, "You're seriously sitting on him as though you're one of those BBW fetish models that gain weight for a living to let you know."

[Mary Abbott]

Mary simply rolled her eyes at Lorraine's last remark. "Shut the fuck up," she remarked in a surprisingly light tone as she got off of the Dick who was now wincing in pain. She would have apologized to him, but she decided it would feel too weird to actually apologize to a talking dick.

[Lorraine Abbott]

Lorraine began to eat some of her carrot topped chocolate ice cream and replied rolling her eyes, "Love ya too, sis. Also, where did you find him? He looks like the actor Huey Busceme Lewis Jr."

[Mary Abbott]

"Jesus christ, you're right!" Mary exclaimed, staring down at the dick and for the first time recognizing the resemblance between Dick and the semi well known actor. "I actually didn't find him, though...he found me."

[Lorraine Abbott]

"How did he manage to find you though?" questioned Lorraine feeling relieved that Mary wasn't paying attention to the weird combination of food she was eating.

[Mary Abbott]

"I dunno," Mary looked down at the dick, a hint of fear showing in her eyes...she was just beginning to recognize his ULTIMATE POWER. He was like the YEEZUS of DICKS....amazing.
Suddenly, he hopped out the window. "SEE YOU LATER MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEERSS!" he yelled before he hit the ground and began to bounce away.

[Lorraine Abbott]

Lorraine widened her eyes as she saw the Dick be the Yeezus of Dicks although the Ellen Degeneres dick is the Yeezus of Dicks. She knew that Mary would start picking on her again now that the dick flew out of the window.

[Mary Abbott]

After staring out the window for a few moments, Mary turned back to Lorraine. The first thing she noticed was the strange selection of food Lorraine seemed to be eating. "What the fuck is that shit?" she asked, staring down at the bowl in Lorraine's hands.

[Lorraine Abbott]

Lorraine looked at Mary and lied, "I'm just trying new things. Isn't it good to try new things?" She hoped that Mary wouldn't catch onto the fact that she was pregnant and that it was her goddamn cravings.

[Mary Abbott]

"Whatever. You're like, an adult now. There's no need to get embarrassed over period cravings," Mary rolled her eyes at Lorraine, completely clueless in regards to the pregnancy.

[Lorraine Abbott]

With a sigh of relief, she started to eat the rest of her food hoping that Mary will never find out about the truth.

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