MAULDIN, Chris

[Chris Mauldin]

CHRISTOPHER LEWIS MAULDIN

When you're a pirouetting, highkicking, thigh slapping cruiser When you're a hip grinding, spellbinding, clean cut seducer You have to be careful so people take note I take it serious, but I still like a joke I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies I want those who get to know me To become admirers FULL NAME: Christopher Lewis Mauldin NICKNAME(S): 'Chris' AGE:Forty-three BIRTHDATE: November 23rd PARENTS:Mother is 64 and retired; father is 71 and owns his own local bookshop mostly financed by his son OCCUPATION: TV show host MARITAL STATUS:Divorced and currently single PLAY BY:Cedric the Entertainer

Whaddup, I'm Chris. I've got my own talk show, and I'm pretty fuckin' skilled with it. I interview a lot of uh, 'cool' people everyday, and by cool I mean mostly sensitive obnoxious asswads, but I guess is a job is a job, and it certainly pays pretty damn well, ha!
A lot of people in the industry get on my case and say I'm some good for nothing greedy pig, but I'm pretty nice once you get to know me. That was a joke, in case you couldn't tell. If you don't have anything for me, I don't have anything for you. Simple as that. I can sniff out losers like a fuckin' police dog, so if I don't like you, it probably means you're a dumbass.

hi, i'm CAT!

i'm cat, i'm 14, etc. y'all already know this shit anyway     

annie

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